Our Life As Told By April Ludgate
As Thanksgiving approaches, motivation is at an all-time low as school has increasingly become more and more of a chore. The always relatable April Ludgate, from Parks and Recreation, is the perfect embodiment of our current angst.
Sitting in Your 8 A.M. Lecture
In these unnecessarily early hours we glare at our professor over a steaming cup of tea. While he rambles on about something lame, we can’t help but think about our bed and home and how we’d rather be in either of them.
“Questions, Comments, Concerns?”
Professor asks for clarification at the end of class, prompting us to groggily look up from our phones. Uhh … what even just happened?
You Leave Class to Go to a Puppy De-stress Event
Baby animals have never done anything wrong. People, on the other hand, just ruin everything.
You Pass Through Tabling on Your Way to Your Next Class
“Please don’t talk to me. Just let me live miserably.” We put in our headphones and do the bad bitch walk that we know’ll shut them down.
In Discussion Your TA Asks the Class to do Group Work
Group work? Really? Welp, guess the headphones have to come out now.
Your Group Asks For Your Input
There’s no way they’re getting any help. “Does this even count towards my grade?”
You Get a C for Today’s Participation Grade
Apparently it does. But there’s nothing that can be done about it at this point …
To Forget About it You Go Out Drinking
Forget it, break is here and it’s time to let loose and disregard today’s earlier mishaps. Alcohol will numb the pain.
You Realize You Missed a Midnight Assignment Deadline
No matter what, responsibilities follow us around constantly. Even alcohol can’t fix this one.